• baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie
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    zygoats:

    im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

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  • Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
  • Me: what kind of font is this?
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    Something funny happens to people who are lonely. The lonelier they get, the less adept they become at navigating social currents. Loneliness grows around them, like mould or fur, a prophylactic that inhibits contact, no matter how badly contact is desired. Loneliness is accretive, extending and perpetuating itself. Once it becomes impacted, it isn’t easy to dislodge.
    ― Olivia Laing, "Me, Myself and I" (via feellng)
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    cooldudebro:

    let me lay down some facts for you:

    • aliens are real
    • horoscopes are real
    • skeletons are real
    • star wars is probably real
    • linkin park is almost too real
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    Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
    ― THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

    (Source: sarcasmfluently)

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    Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.
    The Shock of Honesty (via imfeelingmorethanalive)
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    a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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    And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.
    ― She was always holding my hand (via everythingyoulovetoohate)
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    fartgallery:

    readingaroundthemovies:

    fartgallery:

    i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

    Those r my mums initials…,

    say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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    eludible:

    Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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